Dearest Internet:

Please cradle my new blog in your mighty arms and bring me success and joy in all of my comics blogging endeavors. Also, bring me mountains of gold. But don't drop the gold right on top of me or anything, Internet, for I have seen "Wishmaster" and I know how these things go. One second I'm asking for a pony, and before I know it all of my friends and loved ones are victims in some pony-related disaster! Well I'm too sharp a safety razor for you, Mr. Internet, so you'd better just plop that gold right here in my leisure chambers, nice and easy! Wha... what?! NO! All of my comics have turned to gold! Now I can't even read them, much less blog about them!!! AND I'VE LOST MY EYES BUT I CAN STILL SEE!!!